…all the colors mix together to grey.

Self-Portrait as a Papasan Chair

You don’t remember Why would you? You were busy swimming in womb-juice and drinking your mom with a fleshy cord. But you used to hold my shape. Your birth-canal bludgeon of a head bowed in homage to nonexistent toes and begged that this trimester you’d sprout a wicker-basket frame. fetal position? baby, please. that’s a [...]

my last davidson schedule…

includes: ENG 452: Performing Shakespeare–Dr. Lewis  M/W–1:30-4:20 T/TH–1:00-3:45 (performing shakespeare ENDS mid-march, so it’s only temporary) ENG 352: Shakespeare: The Winter’s Tale and Pericles–Dr. Lewis T/TH 10-11:15 REL 301: Perspectives in the Study of Religion–Prof. Lee  T/TH 11:30-12:45 FRE 102: Elementary French II–Prof. Buckley  M/W/F 12:30-1:20

Real, happy and healthy, strong and calm

the diamondbacks didn’t consult me before embarking upon what i’ll call the biggest sleezy marketing ploy of 2006. our trademark (albeit slightly quirky) colors, purple and teal green, are out like neil patrick harris.. to be replaced by lameface standard-homogenous-baseball red and tan. good luck with the stadium overhaul, boys.. dance ensemble was fun (again).  [...]

the porcelain god and his right-hand, the sink

we had apartment inspections last wednesday, which meant a total overhaul of all shared areas of B304. we scrubbed (in heels), we vacuumed (in neglige), we unearthed decades of centuries of college-kid crap from every square inch of tile. and we passed! no extra fines (except for rachel “superfine” veto)….and most importantly–no roommate casualties. this [...]

career search: over. i’ve found my calling.

walking campus is like accidentally walking through a dodgeball game played with tiny acorns. i constantly find myself looking over both shoulders to see if someone’s actually attempting an attack of squirrellic proportions. but you’ve gotta note their strategic dumping of big nut loads..  no nut-piles on virgin grass…  big whomping stashes on bike paths. [...]