sir jeepie jeeperton the 3rd…. se me acabo. such a trooper he was. selfless to a fault. ocasionally gassy. 4 drivers, 150,000 miles and 14 years of hard love. arrangements will be made through kelly clark auto care. the family requests that instead of bouquets, donations be made in jeepie’s name to the can-do old busted jeep foundation.
greetings from the rancho!
we came. we laundered. we left. here’s a quick pros/cons list to express my sentiments on the matter: pro: 34 horses. desert trails. winding rides with handlebar-mustache’d wranglers. con: 34 horses. no shelter? no blankets for their below-freezing nights? where’s their water? pro: fantastic guests, small children to boot, great food, great wine, gorgeous stars. [...]
christmas came early for the whiskers clan
this year, the christian fam celebrated christmas on its eve. why? the chemically imbalanced of the greater phoenix area needed their packleader on december 25th, and momma bear had to work. so…we here at the christian residence figure that if historians can pick an arbitrary date for jesus’ birth, we can too! as far as [...]
Davidson College: judging the quick and the dead since 1837
your transcriptual grace has shone upon me. though i am unworthy, i bask in the light of your temporarily unending final grade mercy. in bobby’s name, cara “4th year is the charm” christian
excerpt from Tater Tots and Ali-bots (rated PG for parental guidance)
○ ○ ○ Tiny Dancer Mom loves to tell the story of my first tap dance. Apparently (and what do I know, I was still wet from swimming in womb juice) the first thing baby me did upon entering the world was stretch my nubby toes—my baby attempt at a time step, I’m [...]
my chabooey has a first name… it’s “c-h-a-b-o”
Chabooey has many many things to say. Many. You’d be surprised. For instance, did you know that a recent poll of cats in the christian household ranked ali’s cats among the top three smelliest-no-good-ugly-faced pussies in the universe? Chaboo fact-checked. And then she checked some more. And sure enough, a random and unbiased polling of mom [...]
john mayer’s warning:
No I’m not the man I used to be lately, See you met me at an interesting time. And If my past is any sign of your future, You should be warned before i let you inside. Hold on to whatever you find baby Hold on to whatever will get you through Hold on [...]
what did i tell you about manatees?
too legit to kid: http://www.hornymanatee.com
i did three hail-Nelsons this morning
Nelson on writing papers: “If you haven’t figured it out by now, you should drop out and join the coast guard.” that was a fantastic fantastic voyage final. so open-ended. so not-moby-dicking-with-me. i even had a litgasm or two writing my substantial essay. here’s the byproduct, as written on scratch blue book upon finishing exam: [...]
our man, andre
ChrissyTina426: andre is the man of the apartment MiekaLuvsMe: andre’s always been there for us MiekaLuvsMe: he goes out ChrissyTina426: and does a good stay in MiekaLuvsMe: he mixes well with others MiekaLuvsMe: he’ll move with you into the next stage of your life. ChrissyTina426: TRUE MiekaLuvsMe: follow you to your next job. ChrissyTina426: he [...]
