“that’s my favorite thing about Dance Ensemble.. watching peoples’ faces when they mess up!” –my loving roomo me:”i’m a flowering plant.” rach:”i know you are, honey.”
reporting live from marathon thursday..
dress rehearsal tonight. dance ensemble show tomorrow and saturday. performing shakespeare absorbs all daylight hours, dance all nighttime hours. deciding my plan for next year by early next week all hours in between. i didn’t think i’d have any offers at this point (and fully expected parking it on miekaroo’s couch) but i’ve got three [...]
don’t call me, ESPN… i’ll call you.
in the 2007 NCAA tourney, all 3 christian siblings represent institutions of higher learning with pwntastic basketball teams… creating an as-of-yet unspoken rivalry, and the potential (if not necessity) for bloodshed. i’ll take an unbiased look at our basketball programs and let you play basket-god of fate. Matty’s ticket: University of Southern California Trojans. USC [...]
Hey little thing let me light your candle ‘cuz momma you know i’m sure hard to handle now Gets around
::passing a field of cranes for rental:: “raise your hand if you’re a crane..” 80 year old woman drinking on the boat: “get it started! yeah!” “hey your door is open. and you’re hot.” “i’ve got stickers.. wanna makeout?” “go hokies!” “you’re the worst fiancee EVER!” “this is shane.. your cruise director..” “backwoods cousin chip” [...]
on my mimi:
::in conversation with apartmentmates:: me: “she’s.. the key to my existence!” irma (walking in from hallway): “what? spandex?” next, and unrelatedly, i’d like to introduce OAR and the Roots… and their good luck panda, the Crimson Fatty! they’re coming (sans panda) to davidson friday may 4th. rachel veto lied to me. there are 27 letters [...]
“She does flipflops. I do athletes.”
wanted: the perfect shoe (ode to my reefs.. ) Comfortable. Aesthetically pleasing. Make my ass look fantastic when I wear them. Not too noisy. A little less click clack a lot more action. Work well in all weather conditions. Can both classy them up and dress them down. Color not important. Affordable. Don’t rub the [...]
rain is only good in arizona.
elsewhere it (somewhere in the descent) turns to liquid suck. dance is crazy. the thought of life after dance is crazier. i’ll take crazy for the time being. i’ll nit-pick studio hours, tap locations, and costume concerns… to keep my mouth too busy to voice anything too real. i’ve turned performing shakespeare into a 12-hour a week [...]
