FEATURED PROFILE: BUNGLEinTHEjungle69 NAME: Tommy Tapir AGE: A gentleman never tells, but it’ll fit on a lotto ticket. NICKNAME: Tapeworm (for my serious staying power, and affinity for your anal cavity) LOOKING FOR: My soulmate/a pretzel/the nearest restroom INTERESTS: Grabbing foliage, sniffing for signs of females in the area, Sudoku, Celine Dion [...]
